From the cat

Kitty - okay. When does my life return to normal? I am sick of being chased, hugged, rolled on, sticky goo in my fur.... What the heck is this crap? Mommy used to protect me, cuddle me, brush me and trim my back nails regularly. My life is not as good as it used to be. I am royalty people, royalty. This is NOT acceptable. I demand, DEMAND my life to return to normal to-DAY!
Okay, that was wishful thinking wasn't it?